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6 Myths Porn Has Taught Us about Squirting
My best friend regularly obsesses about her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend, who was a "squirter," and therefore the real-life incarnate of many men's fantasy partner. Porn has encouraged men to believe that when they've truly rocked a woman's body, it starts doing an impression of the Bellagio Fountain in the second-to-last scene of Ocean's Eleven. The average woman, myself included, doesn't know whether squirting is real or fake beyond your standard urban legends, like, "Ashley's friend's ex's friend's aunt's babysitter's college roommate squirts," which does not count.
Squirting is fake.
Still need help? Let one of our condom and safer sex experts help you out! We have been the "friend in the business" for nearly 20 years to hundreds of thousands of customers. Rest assured though, squirting is very real and I'm not just referring to the act of slamming back a can of Squirt soda. The most common misconception about squirting is this: the gushing fluids spewing forth from the female genitalia during orgasm is not really ejaculate , it is Don don don! Don't worry. This theory is completely false. While female ejaculate does come from the para-urethral ducts around the urethra, the chemical composition of the ejaculate is extremely different than that of urine.
We don't know a lot about the science behind female ejaculation, a. We don't know exactly what's in it. We don't know why some women can do it, while others can't. Even women who squirt don't fully understand how they do it though they do generally agree it's pretty dope. As if the female orgasm weren't complicated enough, squirting adds a whole new level of confusion. As a woman, I thought I was incapable of squirting until I found myself doing it one night while I was masturbating in my bathtub easy cleanup! It's time to clear up these myths about female ejaculation once and for all. Here are eight common misconceptions about what happens when your partner showers you with love pun absolutely intended. If your experience with squirting is limited to watching it in porn, you've probably convinced yourself that there's no way that Super Soaker blast is legit.